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Lose Demotivational Poster


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am, #224810
that's a must-have!


HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Losifer

DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm, #234549
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm, #234548
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm, #234543

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm, #234527
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm, #222436
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am, #222417
This is good, thanks for the funny.


COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm, #121213
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm, #61927
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm, #43365
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm, #35274
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm, #19787
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am, #16974
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm, #13831
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am, #13500
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am, #12989
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm, #236937
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm, #207566
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am, #205433

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm, #195160
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm, #195148
perfect!


CHINA - This is why they lose wars.


TAGS: china war funny hilarious gun guns wars losers
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Justin

javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:25 pm, #218445
i think the guy straight back from the middle is using a bolt action sniper rifle... if so he is at the very least going to be backing up when he fires it, if not falling off.
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:07 pm, #202303
too bad they werent using these yet when the invaded tibet.
mathiusdragoon - March 18, 2009, 5:07 pm, #66494
hey ax, there are some Korean and Vietnam veterans that would beg to differ with you.
Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:30 pm, #12248
Stop, in the name of the law! I said stop! Stop walking away!
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm, #11085
actually the current people´s republic of china has technically never been in any international armed conflicts, so. your point is pretty much irrelevant.


THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose


TAGS: toy soldier french lose
Rating: 4.23/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm, #242198
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm, #220362
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


LONELINESS -


TAGS: loneliness fish sea loser
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by OneBanana9er

Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am, #218359
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am, #218356
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!


THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM


TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sho

marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm, #216427
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm, #215297
Thx.
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm, #215296
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm, #214878

fantastic
Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm, #214842

nice


MISADVENTURE -


TAGS: fun games lose eye
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Greeny - September 24, 2011, 1:44 pm, #224531
The fun, and then the cool


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.63/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm, #245060
Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...


TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm, #82709
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm, #82698
Excellent.


LOSER - You know your a loser when your imaginary friend leaves you


TAGS: loser
Rating: 4.41/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:08 pm, #226506
despite what verdeckt caught, I still found this to be a true demotivational poster. 5L from me. just be a little more careful next time
Verdeckt - December 10, 2011, 1:07 am, #226501
*you're


TRUST -


TAGS: vase broken same different lose
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - June 14, 2011, 9:05 pm, #220012
Well done Rerun. 5L It's unfortunate that most people throw the vase away, cause everybody screws up sometimes.
Beo69 - June 8, 2011, 4:37 pm, #219707
Wise words!
dgoalie01 - June 7, 2011, 9:31 pm, #219680
thats deep man
house - June 7, 2011, 8:47 pm, #219677
nice


WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.




WET T-SHIRT CONTEST -


TAGS: you lose
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:31 pm, #232129
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 10:42 am, #232024

Yessir!~~Thanks
SteveFurlong - March 25, 2012, 9:57 am, #232022
That's only funny because I've been there. Or it would be funny except I've been there. 5 laughs either way.


DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.




JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by LucasI34

motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:25 am, #256802

test
falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am, #227243
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am, #208748
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm, #208681
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am, #208658
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am, #208653
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am, #208648
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm, #208646
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm, #208619
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm, #208617
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm, #208615
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


WISDOM -


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm, #197690
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm, #197687
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am, #197661

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again


NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW -


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am, #228697
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am, #228603
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol


MAKING YOUR OWN RULES - No wonder you've got no friends


TAGS: losers
Rating: 3.3/5

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THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250196
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250195
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am, #191018
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am, #191016
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm, #139925
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm, #123586
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm, #123407
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


2012 - COMPLETE BOLLOCKS -




HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"


TAGS: loser vigin virginity nerd gaming gamer
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Roberto7

mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2009, 4:09 pm, #78342
h***ers, Dirty dirty h***ers.
femy - May 6, 2009, 3:58 pm, #78337
so how did he get lucky at 37?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:45 pm, #73679
Hardcore Dork.
Culos - March 25, 2009, 11:08 am, #67913
I think you may be wrong here, ra** is not 'getting laid'. Furthermore drugs and alcohol f*** up your mind so you're probably just imagining it. Keep on gaming.....
X - March 25, 2009, 11:03 am, #67912
I have at least 100 times as many games as this deuche and I get laid almost everyday. Two words: ALCOHOL and DRUGS! The b****es won't even notice how many video games you have.
?? - February 26, 2009, 6:37 pm, #62083
Fred you fail.... Computer geeks have books in their rooms? fail. Geeks read books on a computer.
... - February 23, 2009, 11:56 am, #61371
Fred you failed miserably.
Fredric T - February 12, 2009, 9:22 am, #59020
Sci Fi geek maybe but not a gamer Not a book in the picture


HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm, #221524
All Eagles fans are virgins.


ISRAEL PWNED. -


TAGS: israel pwned loser war merkava tank jew jewish
Rating: 2.75/5
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:40 pm, #138465
:D


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm, #227172
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


HE MEANS IT - When he says Pool's Closed.




Multiculturalism -


TAGS: lol losers jerks jihad boston
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:38 pm, #245265
Yeah... let's kick out the Irish too, right?
maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 5:37 pm, #245264
Go To Quebec Yull Get It Up To You're Eye Balls.


UNFUNNY DOUCHEBAG - "hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips" - Dane cook Because some how idiots think that is a joke


TAGS: dane cook funny loser
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by renegade2009007

Dane Cook, again - July 27, 2009, 2:47 am, #100718
That's fine, I have more money than you so it's w/e.
got_it - November 6, 2008, 2:02 pm, #34053
Nothing is funny about Dane Cook. His material is abysmal, and his delivery amounts to him just yelling. Dane Cook fans fail to realize that commercial success is not the same as comedic talent. Here's the truth of it. Dane Cook got 2 million friends on M
lachlan - November 5, 2008, 3:09 am, #33597
CARL!
Dane Cook - November 2, 2008, 1:26 pm, #32577
:'(
nate - September 11, 2008, 6:05 pm, #20549
People don't like Dane Cook because he makes frat boy humor that is easy to duplicate. He is to comedy what Jessica Simpson is to music.
Nero - August 19, 2008, 11:25 am, #15408
He sucks. He'll only be funny if he learns to just end the d*** joke.
usmc_2111 - July 30, 2008, 11:12 pm, #11943
Alright retards Opinions are like a**holes everyone has them and they all stink so shut the f*** up queers
Zaranell - July 23, 2008, 4:50 pm, #10820
Dane Cook sucks. I don't think I've ever chuckled at more than two of his jokes. "Unfunny douchebag" is correct.
Hammi - June 27, 2008, 5:23 am, #7265
You pissants are just jealous that you're nowhere near as funny as Dane Cook. STFU and GTFO, please.
David - April 23, 2008, 9:56 am, #2213
Dane cook is very hit or miss i like the bit he does about the B&E and the guys door but other than that, being a random douchebag isnt to funny to me
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 1:05 am, #1297
Actually, I do know other comedians. Dane Cook happens to be entertaining enough to get shows. So, what I'm trying to say is..Shut the f*** up, homo.
dane cook sucks - March 10, 2008, 6:34 pm, #1179
OMG I **** MY PANTS WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!! this is f***in hilarious haha!! i hate dane cook if u lik dane cook u obviously dont know of any other comedians


SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.




COMPETITION -




POSTAL SERVICE POSTS A WHOPPING $5.2 BILLION LOSS - Postal worker perks to blame.


TAGS: snooze and we all lose
Rating: 4.72/5

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GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:52 pm, #238369
Reminds me of the foreign movie JUNK MAIL.


Countdown To Zero -


TAGS: winners loser presidents usa history
Rating: 4.45/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am, #256248
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am, #256239
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".


FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...




GUITAR HERO LEGENDS - Scoring 1,000,000 points on "extra hard" isn't as cool as tearing "Purple Haze" off a Fender Telecaster. Dork.


TAGS: gamer loser dork clownshoe
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:32 am, #121093
Once you've heard Smoke on the water 25 times in a row, not so much. Good poster Jmac.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:29 am, #121092
Last x-mas, my 58yr old uncle, who's had a stroke, brought over a PS2 with guitar hero. It was supposed to be thera**utic or something, but we all got pissed and had a good time.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:21 am, #121091
I... I love this poster.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 10:15 am, #121089
I've never played the game. Not at a friend's house, not ever. No U2 songs. It's easy to tell who's who by the responses to insults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:38 am, #121016
Yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am, #121013
Sad....so sad.
tehsupercheez - September 23, 2009, 2:31 am, #121011
that would be EXPERT not extra hard. and don't pretend that your not a closet guitar hero freak.


FEAR - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: did he lose a bet or something
Rating: 3.09/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm, #155652
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.


POPULARITY -


TAGS: popularity boba fett star wars jedi vader darth death wrong dorks fail losers
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 6:32 pm, #202759
Wow....1st comment, Already criticizing.....how about you make at least 1 poster before you start bashing others?
TheHallow1 - November 15, 2010, 4:53 pm, #202752
This poster: Shallow and Ignorant. But hey, that's stupidity for you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:44 pm, #116716
Mostly I drink.....sometimes I rock....Thanks Man.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:44 pm, #116715
moo+ rocks
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:43 pm, #116714
lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:37 pm, #116709
Actually, Bobba Fett is a fictional character.....FYI, there's a whole world outside your mothers basement.
Pabbicus - September 10, 2009, 7:55 pm, #116702
Boba Fett was never dead in the first place! He was still alive in the height of the new republic :o


Yo-Yo Diets -




VIRGINITY -


TAGS: kids anime virgin loser static
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:16 pm, #251597
When I run into 5omeone with this sort of obsession, I like to let him finish and follow it up with, "All those getting laid, raise BOTH your hands! Yeah that's what I thought."
guyfox - February 23, 2011, 1:44 pm, #213007
Gundams a life well spent
Cubbybear - February 23, 2011, 9:41 am, #212990
I had a roommate like this...never saw him with a girl.


LITTLE WHITE LIES -




BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm, #194582
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm, #194577

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


SNOWMAN FAIL - when you realize all your friends think you're just a big fat flake.




SUCCESS -


TAGS: relationships ***y loser talk earn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:18 pm, #197910
LOL! Even with the secret... few can do it.
CANADA - October 11, 2010, 9:30 pm, #197903
giving away my secrets aggy!
rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm, #197881

nope, he drugs them like the rest of us.
Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:43 am, #197808
So thats how you do it?


HESITATION -


TAGS: hesitate and lose maybe iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:40 am, #215644
Exactly! This poster seemed to be speaking to me...felt the need to say something.
ICEMAN - April 2, 2011, 1:18 am, #215643
Al's what?
Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:03 am, #215642
Showing symptoms of Alzheimer's? 5


ON ONE HAND - I need to lose weight, on the other a glazed donut ...




CLAUSTROPHOBIA -




YEAH... - You wish, buddy.




A COMPLETE MORON - you aren't till you can't decide which button to press




THE WOODEN BALL -


TAGS: close shave humor
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 3:48 pm, #252951

Thank you, kind sir.
Sho - February 13, 2014, 1:44 am, #252865
Missed this one LOL 5L


OPEN WIDE -


TAGS: shut loser i m getting drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:26 pm, #237986
HA! But you don't ask her to stop drinking.
Airman - August 2, 2012, 7:17 pm, #237982
god, my ex wife shows up everywhere
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 5:36 pm, #237978
Thanks Greeny
Greeny - August 1, 2012, 9:39 pm, #237961
Amongst a plethora of other things - 5


RELATIONSHIPS - Choosing between your manhood and your "manhood" on a daily basis


TAGS: lose lose situation
Rating: 4.19/5

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ICEMAN - October 25, 2010, 1:50 am, #199661
How about... "Put out or no credit card"?


IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW... - ...You take away the biggest part of me.


TAGS: loser
Rating: 3.55/5

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GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 11:04 am, #162335
I left my heart, in, San Franciso....4L
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:45 am, #162267
LOL
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 12:45 am, #162266
HA! I was right there too, going WTF?
ICEMAN - March 6, 2010, 12:43 am, #162264
Chicago? Really?


ALABAMA - Road Maintenance Rock Stars




ENABLERS - Not only did the schmoe in the pic think his pose looked so hard it demanded preservation for posterity, but someone else agreed enough to take the pic. They need to be held accountable, too.


TAGS: emo loser fail owned
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

DrEvo82 - November 6, 2009, 5:54 pm, #134659
"Fayyyyyygo, everybody sing, Send your momma straight up to the sto, tell that b**** to bring home a faygo."


DOWNTOWN HIPSTER FINALS -


TAGS: award hipster loser
Rating: 2.4/5

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Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:48 pm, #144178
- or is it best? I really can't tell the difference.


ENCLOSED -


TAGS: octopus enclosed breathe choking fishbowl
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by gas

Zetmonk - March 16, 2012, 6:32 am, #231445
Incredible pic to go with that subscript!
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:07 pm, #231370
(carebear BANNED)


TRAVEL STRESS -


TAGS: cowboy loses wife regains hearing
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - April 9, 2015, 4:37 am, #260729
It may be old, but it hit the spot. a 5er
lgvernon - April 8, 2015, 8:31 pm, #260723

Very, very old joke. I remember my father telling it. Was reminded of it today.
Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:19 pm, #260720

5o good.


Since David Slew Goliath -


TAGS: war peace winner loser life
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 6:21 am, #256014
Vicious circle...
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 6:19 am, #256013
I guess the real tragedy is that nobody will ever win...


BETRAYAL -


TAGS: friends lovers losers
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - January 15, 2015, 3:13 pm, #259486
broken mirrors, apparently
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:21 pm, #259481

Said the owner of the House of Mirrors...
GaryO - January 15, 2015, 9:01 am, #259474
unknown my buut...every woman...ever


VALENTINES DAY -


TAGS: love game loser winner mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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SunBurn - February 14, 2012, 11:20 am, #229580
g55d stuff :)


LOVE CAN TEAR YOU APART - ... And Bring You Closer Than Ever




josh duggar -


TAGS: ahole inc*** peadophile closet
Rating: 4.11/5

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Reality Lord - May 29, 2015, 3:56 pm, #261434

agreed.
Cannabal - May 28, 2015, 11:05 pm, #261426
Sadly, this guy is hardly unique: there are far more of him in the government and church than most people realize. He just happened to get caught.
Reality Lord - May 28, 2015, 5:11 pm, #261424

google "josh duggar" or "*****le hypocits who fondle their young sisters and strangers"
JesusWept - May 28, 2015, 3:04 pm, #261423
Who is that guy?
mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:45 am, #261421
5L body slam!! So that's a g** guy in denial, who wants to boink his sister, who was raised and lives in an environment of extreme Christian conservativism, is that about right?(Dragnet, for anyone who doesn't get the misquote) LOL! I think they SHOULD!


THE RECESSION MUST BE OVER - 'Cuz they're hiring turkeys, dinosaurs and losers.


TAGS: recession turkeys dinosuars loser hiring
Rating: 3.96/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm, #165078
Yet the discrimination against Skeletor lookalikes continues unabated...when will Dr King's dream become a reality?


CREATIVITY - A struggle for improvement




OWNED !!! -


TAGS: owned loser computer
Rating: 3.53/5

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:14 pm, #211154
Ive seen this one all over the internet. [yawns] it was funny the first couple times. Sucks to be her though.


CLOSETS -


TAGS: fabulous pink shoe closet commi3
Rating: 3.1/5

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Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:57 am, #235939
my bad, didn't realize this was an old poster until I commented on it.
Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:56 am, #235938
That's why right there Commie, you confused the children!
TrueGrave - June 7, 2012, 3:19 am, #235927
5 min later and rereading the poster 10 times and I finally get the lulz, though admittedly I was confused by the shoes. Let me help keep your rating up :)
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:36 pm, #227496
bricemara: This makes no sense. Me: A closet full of shoes on a poster about clothes? Or that the shoes are all identical. Because why would you buy all those identical shoes right? That's just plain daft. And what's with the fancy architrave on the door?
bricemara - November 23, 2011, 5:13 pm, #226099
this makes no sense
rerun - November 20, 2011, 12:20 am, #225973

@BLZ, my reading of this is the "warning" here was not directed at you. If you got an automated "warning" while voting send me a PM.
BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:17 am, #225971
I only rate by what I see, if it's not funny at all, I rate a 1 -2 Now I get warned I will be banned if I don't rate higher? That's insane! I've rated many a 4 and 5.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:15 pm, #225963
As for you openly criticizing other members, or suggesting that there's a conspiracy to keep your scores down, I'll say this: Next time you do it, I'll give you a week off. I hope we're clear.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225962
You're are allowed to vote how you feel Commie. That's how it works. Some folks liked this poster, others didn't. Such is life. You had to expect some negativity given the topic. Not everyone is tolerant of alternative lifestyles.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:32 pm, #225956
That, and i think there's a 1L bomber among us
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:31 pm, #225955
Oh no, I remember those days, I joined over a year ago, but airman somehow gets 5L almost every time for every poster he makes, and everyone else who's good has either more votes or more comments. I just want to know HOW & WHY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2011, 9:15 am, #225953
"Only" a 4 rating?. You guys don't know how good you've got it, My heart yearns for the golden age of Motifake when we were happy with a 2.9. Anything less than a 5 these days and you're all crying Bomber....Shame.
Reality Lord - November 19, 2011, 8:29 am, #225951

fav'd and fived. love this.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:45 am, #225944
Dang, how is it I have so much Lulz for this poster, and it only have a 4 rating. I know it's noob season, but Come the hell on. You might not like my posters, but someone else sure as hell does.
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 12:29 am, #225943
loooooooooooool so much wasted money XD...
gas - November 18, 2011, 11:09 pm, #225939
hehe xD
crankyhead - November 18, 2011, 7:33 pm, #225930
LMAO!


DECEPTION -


TAGS: com a lil closer theone
Rating: 2.73/5

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jameswnash - November 19, 2010, 9:07 pm, #203087
A wise man once said "The principle goal of education is to create men who are capable of doing new things, not simply repeating what other generations have done. Men who are creative,entive and discover"...so please reach the goal of education
CANADA - November 19, 2010, 7:07 pm, #203069
this one is ripped off another site too.
CANADA - November 19, 2010, 7:07 pm, #203068
plagiarism


THE GAME - You just lost it.




TAKAGI - He's a dumbass


TAGS: takagi bring my tux dumbass case closed detective conan inspector mcquire
Rating: 1.61/5

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Anonymous - April 18, 2009, 11:51 am, #73826
It's a Japanese comic. The original text is in Japanese while the card is still in English.
Sauce? - January 19, 2009, 4:22 am, #52990
Perhaps a bad translation? I bet they were originally speaking Japanese, and the text was still in English. You try reading something in Spanish when you only took it in high school.


CLOSET - Looks like someone opened yours


TAGS: skeleton closet
Rating: 4.8/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:08 pm, #240428
This Must Be The Montreal City Hall !


LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD -




TIMING -




EXPECT NOTHING - Having low expectations in life is no reason not to shoot for the stars Although you’d better bring a parachute, otherwise it could be a very rough landing.




D E S I R E - Every time I close my eyes, I feel you with me.


TAGS: close my eyes with you
Rating: 4.38/5

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rerun - February 11, 2012, 6:48 pm, #229372

this would be great at motitwist
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:34 pm, #229286
Lol, ha ha ha... =P
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:12 pm, #229283
you misspl5lled 'inside' :)


HOPELESS - When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a noose and give up.


TAGS: demotivational daddy was right loser
Rating: 4.12/5

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Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 1:34 am, #194422
5L AR!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 1:33 am, #194421
Very demotivational. 5L


REALITY -


TAGS: everyone else is to blame drink drunk loser
Rating: 4.11/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:00 am, #168555
there are ninja-***bs in the background!! open your eyes, dude!!
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:59 am, #168536
Cold! But funny. 5/5 Some ***bs would have made is 6-worthy, though...perhaps in the background somewhere.


OXYMORON - A good example of how someone can be a winner and a loser at the same time




GREED -




ENLIGHTENMENT -


TAGS: loser
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bob Chin - April 9, 2009, 9:48 am, #71770
Very interesting that the laughter I hear is also accompanied by an ad that shills Dr. Wayne Dyers' book on how to manifest my destiny. Is this in Gods great plan? My head is aching from the implications...Eagles laughing, crows calling, doves cooing Argh


JUGGALO FAN CLUB - Her skeleton in the closet was that unfortunate initiation with the Juggalos. Grats to you, the father, & baby BOZO!




PARTING GIFTS -


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am, #75626
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm, #71062
d*** Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


WEIRD PEOPLE - Take pictures like this.


TAGS: and then they post a witty caption under it i lose
Rating: 2.67/5

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Krissie - May 13, 2010, 8:26 pm, #175929
what the bloody hell....? Looks like a smurf nightmare...


*FACEPALM* -




COMMITMENT -




LOSER - There is one in this pic.


TAGS: loser *** love
Rating: 2/5

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Fatty - January 19, 2009, 1:24 pm, #53034
And the winner gets (drumroll...) Herpes.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:36 pm, #52669
Yep...see, the guy kissing the "girl" doesn't seem to know what his friend found out earlier while they were dancing...he just thinks he beat his friend out for "her" attention!


FOCUSING ON YESTERDAY -


TAGS: closer than it appears crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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CANADA - October 4, 2010, 4:14 pm, #196737
Easy 5L!
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 1:52 pm, #196723

solid dude...5


SUNSET OF LIFE -


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am, #177364
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


THE GOOD THINGS -




OPTIONS - When The Red's Blocking The Pink, You Shoot For The Brown


TAGS: one door closes one door opens *** menstration
Rating: 4.16/5

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lesterinside - February 24, 2010, 4:36 am, #160434
LoL. nah thanx i'd rather go for the 8 ball.
rerun - February 6, 2010, 2:37 pm, #156424

thanks for the line Trash. Poor spelling is a family tradition
erock - February 6, 2010, 11:06 am, #156417
good one rerun!
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 6:58 am, #156414
Nice, Rerun. 5L.
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:49 am, #156411
Very nicely done rerun!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 1:12 am, #156398
You make me proud boy. And like any good man you even spelled "Rag" wrong. 5 Bloody Lions old chap.


THE LADIES ROOM - Oh! You guyz may have the STINK-FACTOR locked. But there are some dark clouds in there too.




STEREOTYPES -




COUNTRY LIVING - Another bargain basement offering in the U.S. mortgage debacle.


TAGS: home foreclosed decrepit shack
Rating: 3.9/5

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ughomer - March 2, 2012, 10:37 am, #230518
The sign was.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 8:42 pm, #230473

wow...i thought the sign had been shopped it. thats one helluva pic dude.
ughomer - March 1, 2012, 3:52 pm, #230454
Pic was with my digital camera and taken in rural Wisconsin. LYAO on that one. Thx for comment Maoworks2.
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:41 pm, #230427
THis Old House.


OPPORTUNISM -


TAGS: life time women young rich men marriage lose chasing money
Rating: 3.66/5

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Chateaux - August 21, 2009, 11:22 am, #110428
Great post! :-)
agdaniele - June 4, 2009, 8:17 pm, #84166
This is a very good poster. "Devotion", perhaps. I'm giving this a 5, but feel guilty then for giving only a 4 to the dual hood ornaments.
Sean - June 4, 2009, 6:20 pm, #84153
Easy to argue with, in song form: "Take A Letter Maria". Great song, on the Tube of You as well. Not that I care to argue with a stylistically flawless poster. But I'll argue with anything once.
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 3:58 pm, #84127
Hard to argue with...


EMO MIME -




FIRST ENCOUNTERS - Closer... closer....closer




LOSER - if you can't spell it, then you are a LOSER


TAGS: loser
Rating: 1.56/5

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TOOL - December 20, 2008, 3:55 am, #45655
acually,i think he was trying to say...LOOOOOOOOSER.wich she is,and always will be.
Hil - September 3, 2008, 8:39 pm, #18793
Perhaps they truly meant to be more loose...?


Life Lessons -


TAGS: wealthy poor winner loser quote
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 12:36 am, #254776
Yes it is...thanks ugs!
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:06 pm, #254770
To the point (ouch).


Motifake Closed -


TAGS: motifake closed february march
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:37 pm, #252948

It'll actually be nice to have a few extra days off...
MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:04 am, #252933
Phew that'll be a nice 5L break for everyone!


nonsensical nonsense #8 -




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